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PamWh


Rattitude Problem
Rattitude Problem
10/24/2007 3:41 PM  

A couple went to  the movies one night. The man sat in an aisle seat because it  feels a little roomier to him.

 
Just as the feature was about to start a woman from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.  "Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me."
 
By the time she got to the man, he was trying to look around her and was a  little impatient so he said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?"

"No!!" she said in a loud whisper, "The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car!"
PamWh
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wmars1776


Terrier Terror
Terrier Terror
10/24/2007 3:46 PM  

LOL good one Pam. Reminds me of a blonde I went out with in college. We were parked by the ocean one night watching the submarine races. Things got going and I asked her if she wanted to get in the back seat..she said no, she would rather sit up front with me!
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Terrier Terror
Terrier Terror
10/24/2007 3:53 PM  
He He both of those are pretty funny!
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Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
10/24/2007 8:31 PM  
One of my cousins (who is blonde)actually asked her mom what yeast infection was and i'll never forget her mom telling her "it's when your bread doesn't rise!"





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10/24/2007 8:38 PM  

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