One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pick-up. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
Bubba, where'd you get that truck ?
Bobbie Sue gave it to me.
She gave it to you ? I knew she was kinds sweet on ya, but a new truck ??
Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6 in the middle of nowhere. Bobbie Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
"Bubba, take whatever you want."
So I took the truck !
Bubba, you're a smart man. Them clothes woulda' never fit ya ! |