Miss Beatrice,  the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.  She was admired for  her sweetness and kindness to all.  One afternoon the pastor came to call  on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
 
She invited him to have a seat  while she prepared tea.  As he sat facing her old Hammond  organ, the young minister noticed a  cute-glass bowl sitting on top  of it.  The bowl  was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! 
 
When she returned with tea and  scones, they began to chat.  The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water  and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no  longer resist.
 
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I  wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. 
 
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it  wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this  little package on the ground.
 
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."