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DaisysMom
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| 04/23/2007 8:32 AM |
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good
home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there
without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that
people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so
he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone
stole it.
They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
said..."where???"
They Walk Among Us!!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was n orth because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my
brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she
shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a
call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He
responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . .
They Walk Among Us!!!!
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
she got on her weekend drive to the shore She drove down in a convertible,
but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving".
They Walk Among Us!!!!!
I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half pound
sirloin. She informed me they only had an 8 ounce sirloin. Not wanting to
make a scene, I told her I would take the 8 ounce steak instead of the
half-pounder.
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!
My friends and I were on a Pepsi run and noticed that the cases we re
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My f riend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip
out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain that a person's nose
and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
turned...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags had never showed
up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has your plane
arrived yet?"...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!!!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces. Yep,
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tracey - Darlin' Daisy's Mom
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Mitzy's Mom
PAWesome
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| 04/23/2007 8:35 AM |
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Mary Beth, mom to the Lollipop Kids
Georgia Foster Mom, www.newrattitude.org
Pics of my current fosters:
http://imageevent.com/newrattitude/caradoc
http://imageevent.com/newrattitude/fiona
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Paul
Feisty
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| 04/23/2007 8:37 AM |
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags had never showed
up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has your plane
arrived yet?"...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!!!
WATCH OUT FOR THIS ON FRIDAY, JENNY!
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"Train now, or forever hold your leash"
http://www.flickr.com/photos/doberdad/ |
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JenMax
Firehouse Big Dog
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| 04/23/2007 8:42 AM |
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Thanks Paul. 
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Jenny - Max's sister
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DaisysMom
Moderator
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| 04/23/2007 8:45 AM |
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My absolute favorite that I heard on the radio:
Two state road crew workers were out in the country installing road signs. On a busy back country state route, they stopped to install a deer crossing sign. As they were putting the sign up on the side of the road, a woman who was driving by stopped and got out of her vehicle and approached the two workers.
She asked the men if they were really going to put that sign there. Yes, ma'am, said one of the workers.
"Well", replied the lady indignantly, "That's a horrible place for a deer crossing. They get hit here all the time!"
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Tracey - Darlin' Daisy's Mom
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erniebenernie
Bratty Ratty
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| 04/23/2007 9:04 AM |
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Vicki
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DaisysMom
Moderator
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| 04/23/2007 9:07 AM |
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| I'm just dumbfounded that there is a living breathing human adult who thinks the deer are out roaming the forest and walking along the side of the road until they see a deer crossing sign ... |
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Tracey - Darlin' Daisy's Mom
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PamWh
Rattitude Problem
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| 04/23/2007 9:15 AM |
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Posted By DaisysMom on 04/23/2007 9:07 AM
I'm just dumbfounded that there is a living breathing human adult who thinks the deer are out roaming the forest and walking along the side of the road until they see a deer crossing sign ...
Really! Humans don't even wait to cross at a crosswalk, why would deer? |
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PamWh
aka Bob's Mom
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bratt
Firehouse Big Dog
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| 04/24/2007 5:30 PM |
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Debra~KSSM Queen II
Savanna~Princess Easy Street
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