OK THIS BLONDE LEFT HER CAR OUT IN THE STORM AND IT HAILED. AFTER THE STORM SHE WENT OUT TO LOOK AT HER CAR AND FOUND THERE WAS SOME DINGS AND HAIL MARKS. SHE CALLS HER INSURANCE AGENT AND HE TELLS HER TO TAKE IT TO THE DEALER SHIP AND GET A ESTIMATE. SO SHE GOES AND THE GUY LOOKS AT HER CAR AND SHE SAYS "WELL" HE SAID THIS IS NOT GOING TO COST YOU A THING THIS IS WHAT YOU DO, DO YOU SEE THAT PIPE DOWN THERE AND THE BLONDE SAYS YES, WELL YOU GET DOWN THERE AND YOU BLOW ON IT AN D ALL THE DINGS AND DENTS WILL COME OUT.
SO SHE GOES HOME AND PARKS HER CAR AND GETS OUT AND STARTS TO BLOW ON THE TAIL PIPE.MEAN WHILE HER SISTER IS IN THE HOUSE WATCHING HER AND GOES OUT AND ASKS WHAT SHE IS DOING, THE BLONDE TELLS HER WHAT SHE IS DOING, THE SISTER SAYS STOP DONT YOU KNOW YOU NEED TO ROLL UP THE WINDOWS FIRST YOU DUMMY !!!!!!!!! |